BOOM BUSTERS

“This is a statement on behalf of REJUVENATION, the de-facto co-government of the United Kingdom. As of today, April 6th 2020, the young and economically productive members of our society will no longer be locked out of the systems of wealth and opportunity that were enjoyed by their forbears. The housing crisis will be addressed with immediate effect with national dispersal and re-habitation protocols. Under these, any non-working homeowner aged between sixty and eighty and occupying a band ‘D’ or above property, is expected to accommodate as many economically active living guests as there are surplus bedrooms in the property.”