Silly Cow

by Ben Elton

directed by Matthew Hankin

13th – 16th July 2022 at the Headgate Theatre

Doris Wallace is a tabloid bitch on the cusp of making it big with her own TV show. Amidst the chaos she is attempting to keep everything on lockdown, including the toy boy, drugs, slimy job offers, bondage gear and the ‘silly cow’ who’s suing her.